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Username:	burkemancometh
Favorite Music:	Alternative
Favorite Artist:	Aerosmith
Favorite Song:	Get Free
Age:	27
Sex:	Male
About Me:	I'm just your typical music fan. I've been trying to break into various aspects of the music business, including areas like A&R and journalism, but it's been kind of hard with the budget crunch that the music industry as a whole is very hard to break into. I'm still trying, though. Going after misheard lyrics is a very strange hobby of mine, ever since I was twelve and the book "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" was released by Gavin Edwards. That book, and it's sequel "She's Got The Whole World In His Pants" made me laugh so hard, in part because I have been the victim of a number of lyrics that singers never sung quite right. I contribute as many lyrics I got wrong as I can remember, although not all of them involved embarassing moments.

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Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Jackson Janet	Again	Kinda late in the game and my heart is in Your hands	Archimedes was gayAnd my heart is in your head
Vines, The	Get Free	Drive you around the corner	Drown your a** in water
Vines, The	Get Free	I'm gonna get freeI'm gonna get free	I wanna get laidI wanna get laid
Nirvana	Heart-Shaped Box	Forever in debt to your priceless advice	Forever and after your prize expires
Billy Joel	The River of Dreams	That it can only be seen By the eyes of the blind	And it can only be seen by the eyes of Divine.
Inner Circle	Sweat (A La La La La Long)	And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some more.	And if you cry "Ouch!" I'm gonna bulls*** some more.
Creed	What If	I can't sleep beneath the trees of wisdom	I can't sleep beneath the trees I wizzed on.
Natalie Imbruglia	Wishing I Was There	But When You Leave MeI'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was There	But When You Leave MeI'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was Dead
Michael Jackson	Black or White	I ain't scared of Your brotherI ain't scared of no sheets!	I Ain't Scared of you, Bubba!I Ain't Scared of your Shrimp!
Danger Harvey	Flagpole Sitta	I'd like to turn off timeAnd kill my mind.	I like to turn off time, and kill my Mom.
Little Richard	Good Golly Miss Molly	Good Golly Miss Molly,Sure like to ball,	Good Golly Miss Molly,You sure like the bomb!
Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels	Devil With A Blue Dress On	She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything.	She's got breakfast on her fingers, now, and everything.
CIV	Can't Wait One Minute More	I can't wait one minute more!I can't wait one minute more!	I can't wait for Demi Moore!I can't wait for Demi Moore!
Wallflowers	One Headlight	And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead	And I see the sun up aheadAt the counter. I'm rich!St. Augustine and luckiness is dead
Wallflowers	One Headlight	As I listened through the cemetery trees	As I listened through the semi-teary trees
The Beatles	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da	With a couple of kids running in the yardOf Desmond and Molly Jones (Ha ha ha ha ha)	With a couple of kids burning in the yardWhile Desmond & Molly don't (Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .)
The Beatles	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, life goes on, brah!Lala how the life goes on	Ovary, Overlong, Life goes on, Ron!Blah blah blah blah life goes on
Michael Jackson	Black or White	I took my baby On a Saturday bangBoy is that girl with youYes we're one and the same	I hit my baby on the side of the brainBoy, she was giving lip to meAnd I went insane.
Tony Orlando and Dawn	Candida	We could make it together	Wake up naked together
TLC	Unpretty	You can buy your hair if it won't grow.You can fix your nose if he says so.	You can bite your hair if it won't grow.You can pick your nose if he says so.
Jennifer Lopez	Love Don't Cost a Thing	You think you're gotta keep me icedYou don't	You think you're gonna kick my **sYou don't
Nickelback	Rockstar	Gonna date a centerfold that loves to Blow my money for me	Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my Mommy for me
Inner Circle	Bad Boys	Nobody naw give you no break	Nobody gonna give you no chicken
Kanye West	Gold Digger	I gotta leave, I gotta leave	I got some weed, I got some weed
4 Non Blondes	What's Up	Trying to get up that great big hill of hopeFor a destination	Trying to sniff up that great big kilo of cokeFor a destination
Jewel	Standing Still	Beneath the darkened sky	Beneath the dork in the sky
Rage Against the Machine	Renegades of Funk	We're the renegades of funk!We're the renegades of funk!	We're a rat in a cage of funk!We're a rat in a cage of funk!
Jefferson Airplane	White Rabbit	Remember what the dormouse said;"FEED YOUR HEAD"	Remember what Dharma said,Eat your head!
4 Non Blondes	What's Up	So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bedTo get it all out what's in my head	And so it's great sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust a-gettin' small pox in my head
Gin Blossoms	Hey Jealousy	Hey Jealousy	Hey Chelsea
Elton John	Can You Feel The Love Tonight	It's enough to make kings and vagabondsBelieve the very best	It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bonesBleeding very bad.
Leona Lewis	Bleeding Love	You cut me open and I keep bleeding	You call me Opie and I keep dreaming
Marcy Playground	Sex and Candy	Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?	Who's that kissing? D.V.A. stares in my direction.
Green Day	Hitchin' a Ride	Hitchin' a ride	Hey General!
Green Day	Good Riddance	So make the best of this test, and don't ask why	So make the best of this testicle, this life.
Dave Matthews Band	Why I Am	Why I am still here dancing with the GrooGrux King.	Why I am still here dancing with the Ku Klux Klan.

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