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Username: neon_heart
Favorite Music: Rock
Favorite Artist: Queen
Favorite Song: Tiny Dancer
Age: 39
Sex: Female
About Me: Why exactly is my age 8 and non-changeable???? lol. I'm 17. I have more than one favorite artist, and my actual favorite song, "Both Sides Now," isn't available on the list, so I picked one from my favorite movie, Almost Famous. In addition to Queen, I also love Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Arcade Fire, The Boomtown Rats (one of their songs is my username), Joni Mitchell, U2, Weird Al Yankovic, Judy Collins, and Edith Piaf. My iPod is extremely eclectic.


Anonymous's Published Lyrics

Artist Song Real Lyrics Misheard
Springsteen, Bruce Jacob's Ladder Come on, horn section! Come on, homosexuals!
Carly Simon You're So Vain Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia Then you flew your pidgeon up to Nova Scotia
Macy Gray I Try My world crumbles when you are not near I go gobbles when you are not there
Ian Hunter You Nearly Did Me In See lonely shadows, silver needles See lonely shadows sell the needle
Belle and Sebastian Piazza, New York Catcher I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl I will be your featherment and you my wayward girl
Tori Amos Yes, Anastasia If you know me so well then tell me which hand I use If you know me so well then tell me which gender heals
Tori Amos Yes, Anastasia Gathered them allBut my feet are slipping Gathered them allFrom a fetal slip-bang
David Bowie Golden Years I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years I'll sleep with you baby for a thousand years
Good Charlotte Dance Floor Anthem I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be alone
Jaime O'Neal There Is No Arizona May, June, July Me, Jim Mueller
Jaime O'Neal There Is No Arizona no Sedona No sand dollar
The Killers Somebody Told Me That I had in February of last year That I had in clear view, wary of last year
The Beatles Come Together Got to be a joker he just do what he please Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please
Elton John Tiny Dancer Piano man he makes his standIn the auditorium God on my hands, he makes his standIn the auditorium
Bruce Springsteen Long Time Coming I'm going to get birth-naked and bury my old soul I'm gonna give birth naked and bury my old soul
Bruce Springsteen Long Time Comin' If I had one wish in this god forsaken world, kidIt'd be that your mistakes will be your own If I had one wish in this god forsaken world, kidIt'd be that German steaks would be raw
Ray J Sexy Can I Just pardon my manners Just parked my mantis
Peter Gabriel In Your Eyes But whichever way I go But with shepherd wings I go
Coldplay Yellow Your skin Oh yeah, your skin and bones You're still, oh yeah, you're still import(ant)
Rent Seasons of Love In cups of coffee In bells of homie
Inner Circle Bad Boys What 'cha gonna do when the Sheriff John Brown come for you? What 'cha gonna do when the sugar drum gon' come for you?
Kinks Picture Book Picture Book Big Trouble
Elton John Rocket Man And there's no one there to raise them if you did And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead
Phil Collins True Colors can't remember When I last saw you laughing Can't remember when I lassoed your laughing
Rolling Stones You Can't Always Get What You Want I saw her today at the reception I sold punch today at the reception
ELO Evil Woman Evil woman Pretty evil woman
Belle and Sebastian My Wandering Days Are Over The center of my so-called being isThe space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors The center of my so-called penisThe space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors
Kate Bush Cloudbusting Oh, God, daddy Ogre Daddy
Queen Death On Two Legs Was the fin on your back part of the deal?(shark) Wash the fin on your back, part of the deal(shark)
Queen Save Me To start again with somebody newWas it all wasted All that love To start again with somebody newWas it always just All that much
Grateful Dead Uncle John's Band Come hear Uncle John's band Come in Uncle John's bed
The Killers Human Are we human, or are we denser? Are we human, or are we dancers?
Rolling Stones You Can't Always Get What You Want We decided that we would have a soda We decided that we were an assortment
Rolling Stones Sympathy For The Devil Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate Made damn sure the pilot washed his hands and sealed his fate
Led Zeppelin Misty Mountain Hop Ah, not trying to fight it I'm not Charles Boyer
La Roux Bulletproof This time baby, I'll be bulletproof This time baby, I'll be burnin' Bruce

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