Profile
| Username: |
Mailinator |
| Favorite Music: |
World |
| Favorite Artist: |
Tenacious D |
| Favorite Song: |
Ace Of Spades |
| Age: |
39 |
| Sex: |
Male |
| About Me: |
im Wanted fried or alive |
Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Chevelle | Antisaint | He's starting to follow crows. | He's starting to f**k crows. |
| Jimi Hendrix | Purple Haze | 'Scuse me while I kiss the Sky | 'Scuse me while I kiss that Guy |
| Billy Idol | Eyes Without A Face | Eyes without a face | I survived the plague |
| Brewer & Shipley | One Toke Over The Line | One toke over the line, sweet JesusOne toke over the lineSittin' downtown in a railway stationOne toke over the line | Won't you hold the line sweet JesusWon't you hold the lineSittin on my bag in a railway stationWon't you hold the line |
| Muse | New Born | Stretch it like a birth squeeze | Stretch it like a butt squeeze |
| Rush | One Little Victory | A spirite breaking free | Steer and brake and breathe |
| Bryan Adams | Summer Of '69 | I got my first real six-stringBought it at the five-and-dime | I got my first real sex dreamBoy, I was five at the time |
| Lil John | Snap Yo Fingers | Snap ya fingers | Snap yo bagels |
| Paramore | Misery Business | Whoa, I never meant to bragBut I got him where I want him now.Whoa, it was never my intention to brag | Whoa, I never meant to brayBut I gotted what I wanted nowWhoa, it was never my intention to braaaaaay |
| Justice | DVNO | D V N OFour capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more | D V N OF**king capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more |
| The Who | Pure and Easy | There once was a note, listen | There once was an old Nissan |
| Clash | Rock The Casbah | The shareef don't like itRockin' the CasbahRock the Casbah | The Security don't like it Lockin the Taskbar Lock The task bar |
| Yes | We Have Heaven | Tell the moon-dog, tell the March-hare | Tell the moon, now tell the martian |
| Roy Orbison | Lana | Oh, beautiful, Lana | Oh, beautiful llama |
| Christina Anu | My Island Home | My island home | My Ivanhoe |
| Rednex | Is He Alive | Oh no, put your fingers in the ear | Al Gore, put your fingers in the air |
| Springsteen, Bruce | Glory Days | Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye | Glory days gonna wank in a young girl's eye |
| The Beatles | It's Only Love | Why am I so shyWhen I'm beside you? | Why am I so dryWhen I'm inside you? |
| Taylor Swift | Love Story | See you make your way through the crowd | See you naked through the crowd |
| Christina Aguilera | What A Girl Wants | whatever makes you happy sets you free | whatever makes me having sex you think |
| Bush | Everything Zen | Try to see it once my waaaaayEverything Zen, everything Zen:I don't think so... | Tracy was my worldEverything's dead, everything's deadI don't think so |
| Toto | Africa | I blessed the rains down in Africa | I got the AIDS down in Africa |
| Kat DeLuna | Unstoppable | My game is really slick | I can't really sleep |
| Saving Jane | Supergirl | I'm fire red | I'm f**king red |
| Destiny's Child | Bootylicious | I don't think you're ready for this jellyI don't think you're ready for this'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe | I don't think you're ready!F**k this jelly!'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe! |
| Cobra Starship | Good Girls Go Bad | Good girls go bad | Girls girls go bananas |
| Enya | Orinoco Flow | From Paris to Tiree | From Paris to Taree |
| Paul McCartney | Band On The Run | Band on the run | Man on the run |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| The Free Design | | Big girls don't cry | Dickgirls don't cry |
