Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| England Dan & John Ford Coley | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | There's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out... | There's a warm wind blowin' my socks around... |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm. | Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo. |
| Fleetwood Mac | Go Your Own Way | You can go your own way | You can grow your own weed |
| Ashton Shepherd | Sounds So Good | ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed 'a yo' truck | ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I'm blue, dubba-dee dubba-die, dubba-dee dubba-die | I'm blue, Double-D double-die, Double-D double-die |
| Traditional | Havah Nagilia | Havah Nagilia, Havah Nagilia, Havah... | Humbug, tequila humbug, tequila humbug... |
| Traditional | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | So bring us some figgy pudding | So bring us some piggy pudding |
| Cowsills | Hair | Don't never have to cut it 'cause it stops by itself | Don't have to go downtown 'cause I know where it's at |
| Bob Seger | Sunspot Baby | Sunspot baby, we sure had a real good time | Cumshot baby, show me a real good time |
| REO Speedwagon | Take It On The Run | You take it on the run, baby | You take it up the bum, baby |
| Stampeders | Sweet City Woman | she feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons | she feeds me love and tenderness in bathrooms |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Three Dog Night | | Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl. Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl. | Eli's comin', hide your hocker. Eli's comin', hide your hocker. |
| | No parking baby, no parking on the dance floor | We're fucking, baby, we're fucking on the dance floor |
| The Grass Roots | | Give me some-a lovin', Give me some-a lovin' | Give me summer lovin', Give me summer lovin' |
| | My Maria | Diarrhea |
| Led Zeppelin | Black Dog | Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away | Hey, hey baby, when you walk that way, my horny grip can't keep away |
| | I found her diary underneath the tree | I found her diarrhea underneath the tree |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Saturday night I went downtown, workin' for my F.B.I. | Saturday night I went downtown, won't somebody help me out |
| Sister Sledge | We Are Family | We-are-fam-i-ly | Sweet-heart-fam-i-ly |
| | Loosen up my buttons | You can touch my butt |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm | Someone told me long ago, theys-a call me Bozo |
| | No parking baby, no parking on the dance floor | We're f***ing baby. We're f***ing on the dance floor |
| Doobie Brothers | | The wise man has the power to reason away | The white man has a father, a reason to wait |
| | Cause you're different, girl, from all the rest, in my eyes | Cause it didn't help the mother's breast in my eyes |
| Rascals | Groovin' | Groovin', on a Sunday afternoon | Screwin', on a Sunday afternoon |
| BTO | Takin' Care Of Business | And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine & start your slaving job & get your pay | And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine & start to eat your chocolate cake souffle |
| Jose Feliciano | Feliz Navidad | Feliz Navidad | Police shot my dog |
| Go-Gos | Our Lips Are Sealed | Our lips are sealed | Our tits are real |
| Guess Who | | She's come undone | She's become a nun |
| Tony Orlando and Dawn | | Candida, we can make it together | Candida, we can get naked together |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Scar Tissue | With the birds I'll share this lonely view. | Whispered the bird on the shade "it's a lonely view" |
| Crystal Gayle | | Don't leave me half the way | Don't take my house away |
| Sly and the Family Stone | | Thank you for lettin' me be myself again | Thank you for lettin' me pee myself again |
| | Baby, let's cruise.... | Baby, let's screw.... |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Well, suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run, A jumping out of doors and tables, Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun | I thought of while we had the time & everybody's parents were wrong, a couple hundred thousand people, well I looked over, shit, she was gone |
| Bob Seger | | Betty Lou's gettin' out tonight | Betty Lou's gettin' laid tonight |
| Elton John | Tiny Dancer | Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the headlights on the highway | Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the head lice on the highway |
| David Bowie | Fame | Is it any wonder I reject you first | Is it any wonder I reject your bust |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand & now she was a holding my right | Well her titty was clung to my left hand, a while she had a hold of my right |
| Wild Cherry | Play That Funky Music | Play that funky music, white boy | Play that fuckin' music, white boy |
| Irene Cara | | Take your passion & make it happen | Take your pants off & make it happen |
| Pearl Jam | Better Man | Can't find a betterman | Can't find King Vitaman. |
| Kenny Loggins | I'm Alright | I'm alright, nobody worry about me | Amorite, nobody worry about me |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand, And then she was a-holding my right | Well her titty was hung from the left hand, she had a hold of my right |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run | Suddenly blah-blah blah-blah-blah & everybody's parents are wrong |
| The Hollies | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | Sittin' in a nest of bad men, whiskey bottles piling high | Sittin' in a nest with Batman, whiskey bottles piling high |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | Lord, they give me, oh so much | Lord, they piss me off so much |
| Smokey Robinson | | I second that emotion | A second daddy motion |
| Golden Earring | Radar Love | And the radio plays that forgotten song, Brenda Lee's coming on strong, and the newsman sings his same song | And the radio plays that forgotten song, Reveille's coming on strong, and the newsman says, "Heat seems on" |
| BTO | Takin' Care Of Business | And start your slaving job & get your pay | And start to have your chocolate cake souffle |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Down on the Corner | Willie & the poor boys are playing | Willie & the pop bottles are playing |
| Neil Young | | I have a friend I've never seen, he hides his head inside a dream | I have a friend I've never seen, he hides his head inside a tree |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm | Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo |
| Aretha Franklin | Respect | R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me | R-E-S-P-E-C-T, why don't you suck my titty |
| Desmond Dekker & The Aces | | Wake up in the morning slaving for bread, sir | Wake up in the morning, bacon for breakfast |
| England Dan & John Ford Coley | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in | I'm not talkin' 'bout aluminum |
| Steve Miller Band | Jet Airliner | Big ol' jet airliner | We gon' tear that line up |
