Anonymous's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Rush	Tom Sawyer	The world is, the world is,Life and love are deep	No worries, no worries,Life and love are he.
Genesis	Invisible Touch	She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah	She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t
Dire Straits	Money For Nothing	Gotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchen deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsGotta move these color TVs	We get to sleep in microwave ovens.Paint some kitchens, yes rea-a-a-lly!We got to prove these refrigeratorsare not actually color TVs
America	A Horse With No Name	I've been through the desert on a horse with no name	I've been through the desert on a horse with no brain
Steve Winwood	When You See a Chance Take It	While you see a chance, take itFind romance, fake itBecause it's all on you	When you see your pants, take 'em!Dry your hands, idiot!It's all because of you!
Steely Dan	Do It Again	Your black cards can bring you money	Your black cars can make you horny
Rush	The Trees	And the trees are all kept equal	And the trees are lousy people

Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published)
Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
David Bowie		Everyone says Hi	Everyone stays high
Golden Earring	Twilight Zone	Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight ZoneThe place is a madhouse, feels like bein' cloned	Help I'm slippin' into the Dialup ZoneThis isn't @Home, feels like AOL