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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama they call me the handyman, handyman.

    Artist: Black Crowes
    Real Lyric: Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'cause mama I'm so hard to handle now. Yes I am.



    The story:

    I had always loved this song (and had been singing it wrong for several years) when I asked my college roommate who sang it. I asked her "Julie, who sings that Handyman song - you know, 'Handyman, Handyman'?". Amazingly, after just those words she knew what song I was thinking of! It is now a long-standing joke among my college friends.

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