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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Pretty b**thes like you

    Artist: Combichrist
    Song: ElectroHead
    Real Lyric: Pretty pictures like you



    The story:

    My boyfriend runs a weekly Industrial radio show on the local college station. I'm his unofficial cohost. I go fetch CDs, tell him when he's over-modulating, translate the German lyrics when he's bored and catch the obscenities he misses. He's been running this show for two years now and, being a huge fan of Combichrist, he plays this song at least once a month.rnrnA few weeks ago, I shouted, "Alex, hit the dump button!"rn"What?"rn"You can't say 'b**thes'; erase it. The station manager will throw a fit! Jesus, how many times have you played this song? We're going to have to rewrite the whole obscenity log!"rnrnHe laughed, showed me the real lyrics and continued with his show. Fortunately, he knows I'd never speak to him again if he embarrassed me on the radio, so he only made passing reference to it when it was time for the radio commentary.rnrnThis is made funnier because he is literally 1/5 of the obscenity log for the station already (of approximately 40 DJs), and adding in two years' worth of edits would put him closer to half of it.

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