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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

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    Oliver Zombie's on his way
    Oliver Zombie's here to stay

    Artist: Elvis Costello
    Real Lyric: Oliver's army's on its wayOliver's army's here to stay



    The story:

    We were studying the English Civil War in History and the teacher told us about Oliver Cromwell's New Model Army. I put my hand up and said, "It's like in that Elvis Costello song, except the words are Oliver Zombie not Oliver's Army." Needless to say, everyone burst out laughing!

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