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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh Susannah, don't you cry for me
    For I come from Alabama with a bandage on my knee

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Oh Susannah, don't you cry for meFor I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee

    The story:

    When my son was little we always used actual terms instead of brand names i.e. tissue instead of Kleenex, bandage instead of band-aid. Since my 2yo son almost always had skinned knees it made perfect sense to him that the singer would come from Alabama with a bandage on his knee!

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