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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now you bake plang (uh-huh) with Martha White (yes, ma'am), Goodness gracious, goodness alive, Martha White,
    Now you'll bake better biscuits, cakes, and pies,
    'Cause Martha White's a rising flower,
    The one all-purpose flower,
    Martha White

    Real Lyric: Now you bake right (uh-huh) with Martha White (yes, ma'am), Goodness gracious, good and light, Martha White,Now you'll bake better biscuits, cakes, and pies,'Cause Martha White self-rising flour,The one all-purpose flour,Martha White self-rising flour, it's got Hot-Rize.



    The story:

    Singing this in Georgia with a bluegrass jam group.

    I'm a born-and-raised Yankee, playing this song since I was a teenager. I always thought "plang" was some old Southern recipe. And that if you were worth anything, you were considered by Southerners to be a "rising flower."

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