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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No man'll want em, he tells us
    No man'll want me too
    No man'll want to impeach us
    What's make believe? Me too!

    Artist: Boyzone
    Song: No Matter What
    Real Lyric: No matter what they tell usNo matter what they doNo matter what they teach usWhat we believe is true

    The story:

    Well, I first heard this used in a segment of "Britain's Got Talent" and the contestant was using a funny voice, so it was hard to understand anyway, but that's literally what it sounded like.

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    Submitted by

    mmmboots9

    Submitted on

    4/18/2009 10:48 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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