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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Never meant to make your dolphins cry,

    Artist: Outkast
    Song: Ms Jackson
    Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry,



    The story:

    Was working as a new waiter in a restaurant when Ms. Jackson came on... as I was belting out the chorus with the word 'dolphins' instead of 'daughter', a cute server standing beside me started laughing. 'What?' I asked... she recited the correct verse, which I adamantly refused to believe. So we made a bet. After having the entire floor staff tell me I was an idiot, and then watching the video, I finally admitted defeat. It got me a date in the end, though, as it was a fantastic way to break the ice with aforementioned cute waitress. ;)

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