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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Naked, I've been watching you.

    Artist: Jason Webley
    Song: Winter
    Real Lyric: Hey kid, I've been watching you.

    The story:

    I had just gotten one of his albums, and was listening to it. My face was priceless as I heard the first line of this song. Now, this guy does occasionally sing about sex and doesn't have a problem with being fairly disturbing with his lyrics, so I thought that it wasn't impossible that it was what he was really singing. But after listening to it a few times over the next week or so, I decided to check the lyric sheet just to make sure, and ended up having a good laugh over it. Luckily, I never sang it in front of anyone.

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