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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My TARDIS malfunctions, I'm not sure what they mean

    Artist: Maximo Park
    Song: Our Velocity
    Real Lyric: Manners are just hunches, I'm not sure what they mean

    The story:

    I really couldn't make out what he was saying until
    I looked at the lyrics, but it makes total sense
    when you realize I first learned of the band through
    a Doctor Who fan vid. (And I still think "Our
    Velocity" is better with Tom Baker, Matt Smith, and
    a snippet of the show from David Tennant's tenure

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