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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My buddies are mean, they're gettin' meat well doneThe bad guys know this and they leave us alone

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: I Get Around
    Real Lyric: My buddies and me are gettin real well known Yeah the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

    The story:

    For a long time I thought that getting your meat well done was some kind of sign of meanness within surfers. Yah it sounds obscure but how was I to know any better? Luckily I never sang these lyrics 'cause I can't stand the farquin' Beach Boys but one day, bored on the internet, I decided to make sure that I was correct in my theories... As it happens I was miles out and the original version, sadly, made a good deal more sense. I suck and mean surfers eat rare steaks, as it happens. :(

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