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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "My bowels ache, ah!"

    Artist: Barry White
    Real Lyric: "My darlin', ah..."

    The story:

    Not me - my friend in high school - who used to mishear A LOT of lyrics - thought good ol' Barry was singing "My bowels ache, ah!" until I heard her sing it, and asked her, "now, why in heaven's name would anyone sing words like that, anyway?" She had to admit I was right, and then I explained what he was REALLY saying. (She used to misunderstand a lot of lyrics, though she had a great singing voice that she sang all those wrong lyrics with!)

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