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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mucho mistrust, my small behind

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: Once you mistrust, love falls behind

    The story:

    When I was first dating my husband, I remember hearing this song with him for the first time. We were both singing along and when it came to this line HE sang the "mucho" version! Later, he had the nerve to mock my version of Michelle....He's still not convinced that I know the right words to Heart of Glass, but I had the album as a teen and it had the lyrics in the liner notes.

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