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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Momma don't take my coat and throw him away

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Kodachrome
    Real Lyric: Momma don't take my Kodachrome away

    The story:

    On my 25th birthday party, when I was making a rather lengthy speech as to how ridiculous I thought these lyrics (my version of them, anyway) were. When one of the guests, who was an English native speaker, corrected me, I got so cross with this guy, I pledged I wouldn't invite him again. Until I checked the net, and found out he was right...

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