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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "m********e without you honey..."

    Artist: Roxette
    Real Lyric: "Makes me big without you honey."



    The story:

    Listening to the song with my husband (then boyfriend) I asked him if he thought the lyrics were kind of weird at the end. He didn't think so, but wanted to know why I did. I explained what I thought the lyrics were and he laughed and laughed and then told me it was "must I be without you honey." Now, 20 years later, we look up the lyrics to find we were BOTH wrong (but mine are still funnier).

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