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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Love spreads around, waits there duh duh duh

    Artist: Stone Roses
    Song: Love Spreads
    Real Lyric: Love spreads her arms, waits there for the nails



    The story:

    I just couldn't work out the first line of the song, especially the last bit. My university housemate, who was studying English, took great delight in pointing out just how dumb and unimaginative I was. Clearly his grasp of religious imagery was better than mine. And he was an atheist.

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