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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Looking for a man with a funky sense of temper
    Who can open up your mind and see what you wanna do

    Artist: Sonic Youth
    Real Lyric: Looking for a man with a focus and a temperWho can open up a map and see between one and two



    The story:

    I was actually reading another person's misheard lyrics for this song on this site, when I realized I didn't hear it right either! Personally, I thought "funky sense of temper" was interesting, but I didn't know what it could mean. As for "open up your mind," it made sense to me!

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