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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Livin on toast and time

    Artist: Don Williams
    Song: Tulsa Time
    Real Lyric: Livin on Tulsa time



    The story:

    My fiancee and I went to Zanzibar on holiday and heard this song playing in the curio shop. For the rest of the time I was irritating my man by repeatingly singing "Baby I'm, livin on toast and time, la la la, toast and time." He nearly shot me and insisted that the lyrics were: "Livin on borrowed time" Turns out none of us was right...

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