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    Little green girls really knock me out!

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Leningrad girls really knock me out!



    The story:

    I was probably about eight when I first heard this
    song, and I honestly thought those were the lyrics.
    I think somewhere in the back of my mind I was
    picturing that Beatles cartoon I had seen a couple
    years earlier in which The Beatles are kidnapped by
    an alien and forced to perform on her home planet.
    They are subsequently chased by - you guessed it -
    little green girls. It wasn't until middle school
    when I learned a bit about the U.S.S.R. that I
    finally twigged on the real lyrics.

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    I always thought it was "The Ukraine girls really knock me out," because Ukraine was also a part of the USSR.

    WalrusGumbel Aug 06, 2017 12:01 am