Listen miss, I mean it
There's nothing that you're worthy of,
You're just another player
Playing in the name of love
I've heard enough
Now this must come to an end
You don't have a boyfriend

The story:

I was at a girl scout lock-in in 4th grade when I first heard this song. I pick up on lyrics pretty easily so when it got to the chorus the second time I was singing this, in front of my friends. Then, when I actually got the CD, I listened to the song and read in the booklet the correct lyrics. I felt so embarrassed because all my friends must have been laughing so hard at me afterwards!