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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a rubber neck giraffe you look into my pants
    Well baby you're just too blind to see

    Artist: Leon Russell
    Song: Tight Rope
    Real Lyric: Like a rubber neck giraffe, you look into my pastWell baby you're just too blind to see



    The story:

    It made sense to me, that the guy might be describing an embarassing sexual encounter. My friend told me that he was really saying "look into my path" and that made less sense than my version of it.

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