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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    La da-da boom de-a!
    I see your **s today,
    It's very big today,
    La da-da boom de-a!

    Artist: Pavarotti
    Song: La Donna e` Mobile
    Real Lyric: La donna è mobileQual piuma al vento,Muta d'accento — e di pensiero.Sempre un amabile,

    The story:

    This one started all the way back with my grandmother, who apparently adlibbed this after first hearing the song. When I developed an interest in Pavarotti - my mother sang this little gem, and what can I say, it stuck! Italian? Pffft! I'd rather sing about this any day!

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    Submitted by

    amandac001

    Submitted on

    12/22/2009 4:01 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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