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    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Kosher kosher

    Artist: Jason Derulo
    Song: Whatcha Say
    Real Lyric: Well of course you did



    The story:

    I listened to the song for the first time and
    heard "kosher kosher." It was the best song
    since that day. I would dance around in my room
    and wear a Jason Derulo mask and sing along
    with the song saying "kosher kosher" when that
    part came on. It was my dream. I realized years
    later that it was all a lie.

    Devastated.

    Destroyed.

    Demolished.

    Demoralized.

    Diminished.

    These five words describe my life and how it
    was that day. I still don't understand how that
    line was wrong, and in my heart I still see him
    singing "KOSHER KOSHER."

    I'm old.

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