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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just pass my teeth before you leave me

    Artist: Juice Newton
    Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me



    The story:

    I always thought this was a very frank statement from a denture-wearer, and in some ways a very intimate thing to ask a lover to do - "just pass my teeth before you leave" (presumably they were sat in a glass of water across the room)

    I realised I had been wrong for many years when it popped up on a local radio station and the DJ said that he had ALSO though it was "pass my teeth" and then he downloaded the lyrics from the Net!

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