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    just brush my teeth before you leave me

    Artist: Juice Newton
    Real Lyric: just touch my cheek before you leave me



    The story:

    My sister and I sat in the back row bench seat of
    the van during one of our many trips 'up north'
    from Detroit to Pigeon. In 1981, I was 9 and she
    10. My mother always thought she was being
    tortured having to listen to my fathers choice of
    music and this song being one of those moments.
    SO...my sister and I thought we would belt it out
    as loudly as we could as to ad to the torture. But
    when my sister over heard me belting out "just
    brush my teeth before you leave me", I was busted.
    So busted that today she taunts me with those
    'misheard' lyrics.
    It made so much sense at 9, who wouldn't want to
    have clean teeth before leaving? And someone to do
    it for you?
    For now, while before leaving from an out-of-state
    visit, I tell her I'll just touch her cheek.

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