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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    John dared me,
    On a hot summer night
    To write Billy Bob loves Charlene
    In letters three foot high
    The whole town said the boy coulda used red
    But it looked good to Charlene
    Cause John dared me

    Artist: Joe Diffie
    Real Lyric: In John Deere GreenOn a hot summer nightHe wrote Billy Bob Loves Charlene In letters three foot highThe whole town said the boy should have used redBut it looked good to CharleneIn John Deere Green



    The story:

    I was with my fiance in the car and he put on a cd. I was
    being purposely obnoxious, singing really loudly when this
    came on. When he realized what I was singing he nearly
    went off the road laughing. He said the name of the song
    was John Deere Green, and I clued in pretty quick. He
    sings my version to me when I have a stupid moment now.

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