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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's just no good anymore since your wedding day

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: It's just no good anymore since you went away

    The story:

    I was crying on my girl friend's shoulder about my old boyfriend who'd just gotten married and said this was the perfect song. She started laughing and blew root beer out her nose and said it was perfect because he went away, but not because of his wedding day.

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