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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It wasn't me but my husband, and several other people at the party who were saying "Make my funky people. I want my fun to cut. Make my funky people. I wants to get f**ked up. I wanna buy some P-Funk.

    Artist: Parliament
    Song: P-Funk
    Real Lyric: Make my funk the P-Funk. I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked-up. I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk.



    The story:

    My husband and the three other people who were saying it wrong (I know the others were saying "funky people" my husband was the only one saying the rest) at first refused to believe they were wrong. We had to keep replaying it so they could hear it.

    They were appalled.

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