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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm Phil Diamond! Yeah...yeah...yeah!

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I'm still standing! Yeah...yeah...yeah!

    The story:

    We were watching TV one evening and then the Beechams Flu medicine advert came on, to what we knew as an Elton John song.
    We were singing along at the top of our voices 'I'm Phil Diamond...' when we noticed our parents giving us odd looks. They then told us, with straight faces, that the correct version is 'I'm Still Standing'.
    We had thought that it was 'I'm Phil Diamond' since we'd first heard it on our father's Elton John Greatest Hits album.

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