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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen
    And I don't want to change your life
    But there's a warm wind blowing
    The stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight

    Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout moving in And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowing The stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight



    The story:

    My wife didn't hear the song as we were passing by and I mentioned how I thought it was weird that there was a song about changing linen. She thought I was crazy.

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    This is a common one! It's even in a movie with Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jacskon, they're in the car this song comes on and he sings along to these incorrect lyrics!

    pyramidscheme Feb 23, 2015 4:47 pm