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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line
    cute face, slim waist, with big brown eyes

    Artist: Ying Yang Twins
    Song: Badd
    Real Lyric: I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line Cute face, slim waist, with a big behind

    The story:

    Growing up my sister and I always listened to
    the Ying Yang Twina, 50 Cent, Lil Wayne... etc.
    One day we were doing a usual jam out session
    when I heard my sister say "cute face, slim
    waist, with big brown eyes!" instead of "with a
    big behind". I was dying! Mind you, we've been
    singing this song for years... I just now
    realize she has been saying it all wrong and
    she just now realizes she has been saying it
    wrong! I mean really, why would the Ying Yang
    Twins ask for brown eyes over a big behind?
    Come on.

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