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    I'm blue and I believe I will die if I eat apple pie.

    Artist: Eiffel 65
    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da



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    I just always thought those were the words, and then my friends told me while I was singing them loudly.

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    I thought it was I'm a Jew if I eat meat I will die

    dubzvv Jan 17, 2012 12:54 am


    I used to sing 'Blue is my courgette, it's standing on side'... what sense does that even make?!

    PoisonousLawz Jun 28, 2011 5:14 pm


    Thanks for letting me know what this song is called and who sang it. I've often wondered

    Hoof_Hearted Mar 01, 2011 1:29 pm


    Before I knew the lyrics, I thought they were saying "i'm blue, i believe I will die" and I also at one time thought " I'm blue, I would beat off a guy" - I though they were both valid to the song, I still sing " I believe I will die" when listening

    aproctor3000 Apr 03, 2010 6:20 pm


    my friend thought it was "i blue im in need of a guy...."

    urmoom Oct 05, 2009 8:17 pm


    hahahahhahahahah xD it's just da buh dee da buh dee da buh dai.

    fannybtw Sep 16, 2009 12:04 pm


    Nope, it's just dah bah dee dah bah dah, dah bah dee dah bah dah...

    hattrick Aug 29, 2009 1:05 am


    I still think it's "if I was green I would die" I don't care what the real lyrics are supposed to be. That makes sense!

    Niffreiffic Aug 02, 2009 9:27 pm


    I thought it said, "I'm blue, but soon I'll be high, be careful, don't get poked in the eye."

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:27 am


    isn't I am blue I am need of a guy...

    ReneBertot Mar 15, 2009 5:18 pm


    I always heard "I'm blue. I'm a dude, I'm a guy. I'm a dude, I'm a guy..."

    mikimcmuffin Jan 22, 2009 6:27 am


    I always heard it as "I'm blue if I were green I would die if I were green I would die"

    rainsilentday Dec 21, 2008 9:58 am


    I thought it said in Aberdeen I will die!

    helsbells Dec 21, 2008 6:36 am


    Best song ever! ^_^

    TisOnlyKate Dec 06, 2008 4:11 am


    i thought it was " I'm Blue, If i was green I would die"

    hfb171 Aug 09, 2008 12:54 am