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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you don't gotta reefer, I got my eggplants

    Song: Brass Monkey
    Real Lyric: If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

    The story:

    I was sitting in my friend's car, and we were just listening, and I piped up for about 4 lines of the song, and he heard this and said "what the hell are you talking about? Eggplants?" and replayed it for me until I realized how stupid it sounded. I had just accepted it for a long time as a weird lyric.

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