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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd never pee if your feets were burnin'

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden



    The story:

    It was 1980 or 1981. Everyone was singing out loud with the
    radio to help time pass while working overtime in the stockroom.
    The Stones came on, and everyone else went stone silent while I
    continued after that line! To this day we 'bout split our sides
    laughing when anyone brings it up! After all, it's definitely
    the better line!

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