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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was looking for that beast in the woods,
    I was looking for those spires at night,
    And I was looking for that beast in the wooden,
    My head, my heart, my soul are on fire...

    Artist: Died Pretty
    Song: Harness Up
    Real Lyric: And I was looking for the feast in the waterI was looking for the fires at nightAnd I was looking to the east, it was colder,My head, my heart, my soul is on fire

    The story:

    No funny story, but I also named the cassette tape
    I recorded this song on "Beast in the Woods" since
    I thought that was the lyric.

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