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    I want Chihuahua wars.

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Song: Jammin'
    Real Lyric: Wotcha-wa-wa-wa.



    The story:

    Well, I had been listening to Bob Marley since I was around five. "Jammin'" has always been one of my favourite songs, which means I sing it extra loud when it's playing. For the most part, I can understand everything he's saying, but there was always that one part that I couldn't figure out. I was driving home with a friend, and we were listening to Bob's "Africa Unite" CD. When I got to that part, he just looked at me with the strangest face for a very long time, then he started laughing uncontrollably. He eventually told me the real lyrics. When he dropped me off at home, I walked in the door completely shocked. And of course, my ENTIRE family was there. They asked me what was wrong, and I told them that "Jammin'" isn't about dogs. They had that EXACT same look on their faces. Then a light bulb suddenly came on in my mom's head. She told me that when I was little, I used to walk around singing that line over and over again. Everyone thought it was funny, so they never bothered to tell me. I guess I never quite grew out of it. It's still the "Chihuahua Wars" song to me. And now, my entire family.

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