THE MISHEARD:
I want a duck shaped like a triangle
You give a toaster to Bob
| Real Lyric | I want to f*ck you like an animal You get me closer to god |
| Artist | Nine Inch Nails (Click for more) |
| Song | Closer (Click for more) |
The story:
Naturally, I can't take credit for this moment of stupefying adolescent brilliance: it was the responsiblity of a long-lost friend at a summer camp. I think his rendition says much about the atmosphere of "alternative" rock in the mid-'90s, or something.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 10/12/2001 6:47 pm |
| Age it happened | not specified |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
Comments
Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!haha, this is so fuck$* funny
RyoMasterSan Oct 07, 2012 12:43 am
laughed til I cried.. thank you!
Hollister24 Mar 16, 2012 5:24 pm
A triangular duck, thats funny. Wonder why you'd want to give Bob a toaster? Heh.
DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:26 am
Im curious to know what a triangular duck would look like...
alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:46 pm
ha ha!! i just had a really good belly laugh over this , this is too bloody funny!!!
starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:22 am
ROFL. I still sing the song like this every-time it comes on. :) What a hilarious modgreen.
PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:37 am
I thought it said, "I want a cracker like an animal, you spank me like I'm in OZ." I thought his mom hated animal crackers and was laying into him.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:17 am
oh man I laughed for hours after the trangular duck
rainsilentday Dec 21, 2008 9:26 am
Jeez, this is incredibly funny! I wonder what Trent Reznor whould say, lol :D
whenn5 Nov 30, 2008 5:55 am
This is unbelievably funny, I cannot stop laughing. Definitely one of the best misheard lyrics of all time. It's the complete disparity between the sexual/intense lyrics and nonsense about ducks/toasters/Bob that gets me.
sgjennings Oct 19, 2008 9:41 am
this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us
furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:42 am
this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us
furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:41 am
How did he manage to mishear that lyric so horrendously when it's actually a fairly clear sentence in the song....especially the 'f' word...! Madness!
Lottiecakes Sep 22, 2008 5:43 am
I have to agree-My boyfriend doesn't understand misheard lyrics but he laughed really hard at this one!
Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:58 pm
I think that is my favourite misheard lyric in the entire site.
BrunaBlack Jul 17, 2008 4:16 pm
