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    Song: Africa

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    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna hold em like they do with Texas Pete

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Poker Face
    Real Lyric: I wanna hold em like they do in Texas please



    The story:

    I was just singing along to my mp3 player, not realizing anyone was listening, and while screaming out my misheard lyric, a friend, holding a bottle of Texas Pete, said in a very casual voice, said, "Were you looking for this?" From now on, I listen much closer to lyrics, AND make sure no one is listening!

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