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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I tried, but I could not find a way/ City elf,
    find my three eggs

    Artist: Roxy Music
    Real Lyric: I tried, but I could not find a way/ (CPL-593H)

    The story:

    As a Roxy fan wannabe (I met them on BBC's
    'Seven Ages of Rock' when I was 12), I fell in
    love with this song and video. And I really
    wanted to sing it. But what was this goddamn
    elf doing in the lyrics? Made no sense and I
    knew no one who could explain it to me.

    Well, until one day I searched for the real
    lyrics and found that CPL-593H verse. Well,
    that's a car license plate. Now I understand
    what te band's singing, but it still doesn't
    make much sense. And I think the 'city elf'
    sounds more... transcendental. Just like Roxy

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