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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
    Saying AYO!
    Galileo!
    I wanna celebrate and live my life
    Saying AYO!
    Galileo!

    Artist: Taio Cruz
    Song: Dynamite
    Real Lyric: I throw my hands up in the air sometimesSaying AYO!Gotta let go!I wanna celebrate and live my lifeSaying AYO!Baby, let’s go!



    The story:

    My friend (who will remain nameless) was singing
    this song to me for weeks. I said I'd never heard
    of it and it sounds kind of popish. I even asked
    her why does this song randomly mention Galileo?!

    She didn't know...didn't care...just a cool song.
    I nearly busted a gut from a laughing fit when I
    finally looked up the real lyrics!

    She's really a sweet person thought...God bless
    her! ROTFLMAO!

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