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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I spoke to George in the morning.
    I spoke to George at night.

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morning.I smoke two joints at night.



    The story:

    My favorite radio station always plays Bob Marley's version of this on Friday afternoon at the end of the day. My kids and I are usually in the car to hear it on the way home from school. After hearing it several weeks my son, who was 9 at the time, asked me "Who is George?" Actually, I was glad he had misheard the lyrics, but I did tell him the correct ones, which lead to an interesting conversation . . .

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