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    I sell sex and candy

    Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy



    The story:

    Actually it was my mom when she was driving my school carpool. She was all "I like this song" and proceeded to sing the wrong lyrics. The whole car was silent then burst out laughing at the thought of my mom selling sex and candy.

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