Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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THE MISHEARD:

I pledge a lesions
To the Flag
Of the Unitedstatesevamerica
For witchit stans
One nation
Under God
Invisible
With Liberty
And Justice.
Frall.

Real Lyric I pledge Allegiance
To the Flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
For which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With Liberty
And Justice
For all.
 
Artist Francis Bellamy (Click for more)
Song Pledge of Allegiance (Click for more)
VOTE NOW:

Misheard is:

Funny
Not Funny


Story was funny.


I misheard it that
way too!


The story:

I was six. I didn't recognize a lot of words back then. I thought United States of America was one word, that 'frall' was another word for 'the end', and had no clue what a 'witchit' was, only that I was certain that it was a small wrench.

I don't quite remember how I found out that it wasn't, either through asking my father if he had a witchit, or seeing the actual words written down somewhere, or being teased on the bus about it, only that it was really quite embarrassing finding out I'd been wrong and made a word up and believed in it for years longer than was really appropriate.


Submitted by Anonymous
Submitted on 2/21/2008 9:19 pm
Age it happened 8
Better than original? Yes
Convinced others you were right? No
Was partying involved? No

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Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z