THE MISHEARD:
I pledge a lesions
To the Flag
Of the Unitedstatesevamerica
For witchit stans
One nation
Under God
Invisible
With Liberty
And Justice.
Frall.
| Real Lyric | I pledge Allegiance To the Flag Of the United States of America And to the Republic For which it stands One nation Under God Indivisible With Liberty And Justice For all. |
| Artist | Francis Bellamy (Click for more) |
| Song | Pledge of Allegiance (Click for more) |
The story:
I was six. I didn't recognize a lot of words back then. I thought United States of America was one word, that 'frall' was another word for 'the end', and had no clue what a 'witchit' was, only that I was certain that it was a small wrench.
I don't quite remember how I found out that it wasn't, either through asking my father if he had a witchit, or seeing the actual words written down somewhere, or being teased on the bus about it, only that it was really quite embarrassing finding out I'd been wrong and made a word up and believed in it for years longer than was really appropriate.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 2/21/2008 9:19 pm |
| Age it happened | 8 |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
