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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I keep the love
    And I keep the hate
    I keep the Tennessee at bay
    I keep all the reasons why
    So many millions
    Have had to die
    I keep the dreams
    And I keep the fears
    I keep it all
    I keep the tears

    Artist: The Brandos
    Song: The Keeper
    Real Lyric: I keep the loveAnd I keep the hateI keep the dignity and faithI keep all the reasons whySo many millionsHave had to dieI keep the dreamsAnd I keep the fearsI keep it allI keep the tears

    The story:

    I thought this song was about the American Civil
    War since the Brandos did do a song called
    "Gettysburg" and David Kincaid (lead singer) did
    go on to record two civil war albums.

    I first heard the keeper on on the live albumn
    "David Kincaid and the Brandos live in Europe!"
    where they did a concert in Germany and had songs
    from David's two Civil War albums and some songs
    from the Brandos.

    I really thought he was saying "I keep the
    Tennesee at bay" and thought he was singing about
    someone who, in the American Civil War was trying
    to fend of the Tennesee army for some reason.
    Listening to the Brandos studio version, its
    easier to make out the right words. Also on the
    live version, he sounds like he says "And I keep
    the hay" instead of "keep the hate"

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