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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I change my nail gun
    and I twiddle my thumbs,
    A little nervous but it sure is fun, come on baby, ya drive me crazy,
    goodness gracious great balls of fire

    Artist: Jerry Lee Lewis
    Real Lyric: I chew my nails down and I twiddle my thumbs,A little nervous but it sure is fun, come on baby, ya drive me crazy,goodness gracious great balls of fire

    The story:

    I hear lyrics wrong all the time. I have to rely on others to help me out of my sticky situations. Usually it's my wife who hears it correctly. She rolls her eyes, looks at me like, "your kidding right?" and tells me what they really say.

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