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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hush little baby, don't say a word
    And never mind that noise you heard
    It's just the PIECE under your bed,
    In your closet, in your head

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head



    The story:

    I was helping my brother move into his new house when the song came on the radio. It was playing pretty loud so I thought it was safe to sing. I was singing the song great until right at the beast part when I said, it's just the piece-(as in a squeaky bed rail or screw or something) under your bed!!! Still LMAO...My brother looked at me stupidly and said Ur not serious are u? He then proceeded to teach me the real version to which I almost pissed myself after singing it wrong for almost 13 YEARS!!!

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    The piece under your bed? "There's a monster under my bed...and it has a gun!"

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:38 pm